After yesterday’s Burger King BJ poster and today’s Hardee’s “Are You My Hole?” ad, one might foolishly think that sex in fast food advertising has hit an absolute, unashamedly porny maximum. We don’t agree.

Here’s a potential glimpse into the future to prove that fast food porn still has a loooong way to go (long like a penis!):

(Thanks to interns Zack and Pam for their filthy, Photoshoppy minds. Don’t worry – they’ve both been slapped with multiple harassment suits after this post)