Move over Follow That Bird, and take a hike, The Wizard of Oz. Because this is the New Millennium, and with it brings a whole new slew of movies children will likely see that will scar them for the better part of their lives. And this summer, perhaps no movie will haunt the future brains of the small than Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland, a reimagination of the Lewis Carroll classic about a small blond girl who accidentally takes 7 hits of acid.

Today, we get our first look at what Burton’s twisted mind is planning on doing with an already twisted story. And, let’s just say:

This will surely be the kind of movie that today’s youth will reference 20 years from now as “the movie that f**ked them up for good.” And no, that isn’t Elijah Wood, it’s Burton muse Johnny Depp of course.

Ahead, we’ve got pics of Helena Bonham Carter as the Queen of Hearts and Anne Hathaway as Lady Darkbrows, we mean The White Queen. And feel free to turn this comments thread into discussions of those childhood movies that scarred you for life. My brother cried during Fantasia, for the record.

Send the kids out of the room for this one:

Place your bets now on how many songs Hathaway belts out. We’re gonna say 3: