Fellow Pizza Hut investors, I know economic times are rough, but I have a plan to completely save our restaurant by making it the hippest, most tubular restaurant in town — from now on, “Pizza Hut” will simply be known as…wait for it… “THE HUT”:
[Investors Applaud]
Here is how a typical interaction between two male youths aged 12-25 might take place under the new branding:
Yo what up, G, youz wanna go somewhere totally funkee fresh?
Yeah G, I wanna go somewhere that’s bad, and by that I mean the good bad that we say.
OH SHEEEET! “THE HUT”? Dayyyyyyyyyyumn Gina!
That place be so rad it don’t even need no food word!
It be all like, “Yo, I just a Hut. Y’all bettuh eat up in huhhhhhhhhhh”
I love Huts! Star Wars villains and otherwise!
THE HUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!
Now let us go watch the Syfy Channel, and eat this Snickers Bar that says a weird word in Snickers font instead of “Snickers.”
[Eighty Minutes Of Applause]
(via BuzzFeed)
