Just when pretty much everyone had thought that there was absolutely no WAY Bruno — Sacha Baron Cohen in gay drag — could possibly top himself, this happens:

Yes, he is in Spain. But if you think the hand hooves were inspired, you should definitely take a look at what is happening with his feet hooves:

It’s confusing cause it’s almost kind of sexy in a repressed beast way that none of us are comfortable enough to admit.

Oh, and that part about your nightmares? Stare at this long and hard and report back to us tomorrow: