“Ladies Day” at the Royal Ascot Horserace in England is a traditional venue for attending women to show off their most intentionally garish, fancy attire, and giant unwieldy hats are common, but that being said, there’s a fine line between “extravagant formal hat” and “wearing a giant ice cream cone on your head”:

Four more ridiculous Royal Ascot hat photos, to inspire the unemployed:

Poor People Joke:

Bird’s Nest:

And last but not least, the Happiest Woman In The World: