Read the following name carefully: Adam Lamberg. That’s right: Lamberg. If this name is one letter off from another famous “Adam Lamber-” that you may or may not worship, we know where you’re coming from. Because even though we had never previously heard of Adam Lamberg before today, his existence was brought to our attention by search engine of choice: Google. Behold:

That’s right: It seems Google is not yet privy to the propane explosion of greatness that is American Idol’s Adam Lambert. Because upon Google Searching said Lambert, Google has the nerve to suggest that I’m actually searching some dude named Adam Lamberg. And not just searching for him, but also searching for information as to who this young boy has dated. Not familiar with Lamberg? Let’s go over some of his career highlights:

YUP. That’s… basically it. Also?

GET WITH THE F**KING PROGRAM GOOGLE! F**K.

And congrats to Adam Lamberg — you are kinda sorta relevant for the next week(ish). Soak it in, pal. Soak. It. In.