Clowns are scary; this is not news to any of us ex-children. Which is why any time I’m given the opportunity to watch clowns tortured and maimed, as in these two commercials for the “Sloche,” a French-Canadian Slurpee, I’m completely on board. I’m more than on board. I’m jealous of the woodchipper operator, in fact.

Hopefully this provides some solace to those of us who stupidly watched Killer Klowns From Outer Space when we were five (vid SFW):

Some meat cleaver action, after the jump: