Sting and Paul McCartney Just Do What Feels Right

This photo is a mental implosion of sinewy old man limbs, and we’re into it. But oh, to be a fly on the wall of the person who writes Paul McStingy Slash Fic.

Also note to Stingskies: Lay off the hair dye. It’s not a good look, on any man, ever. Just ask Tom Jones.