Back before the Super Bowl, I asked BWE readers to give me $76,000 for a luxury suite, and while I won’t say how much money I ended up receiving in my “Send Me To The Super Bowl Thanks Everyone!” Fund (it was between $60,000 and $0,000), I will say that I’m a lot more confident in my new proposal:

Let’s raise $2,300,000 to buy Cameron’s dad’s house from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off:

Seriously, only $2.3 million for THE crazy-architectural suburban-Chicago home of Cameron’s father? I would’ve thought that place would be well into the $4 millions; $2.3 mil is more in the neighborhood of divorced-Daniel Hillard’s San Francisco apartment in Mrs. Doubtfire. And just imagine the instant spike in value when Hollywood remakes Ferris Bueller’s in, like, a week.

I can kick in at least $500. Maybe $600 if I end up cashing in my 401k. So if say, ten of you want to split the remainder, that’s just $229,000 and some change per person, not including the cost of the daily Ferraris we’ll be rolling into the ravine.

If you want in, just mail me wads of cash, and I promise to share the home with you. Deal?