The new Heidi Montag video is out. Why do I mention this? Because the following video raises an interesting philosophical question: Where do we draw the line between calling something a “song” and calling it “sounds and English words happening concurrently?” Do they have to be synced up in any way or make any sense or be the slightest bit catchy, or do random tech noises while a person is opening her mouth count as “music?”
Similar question: When does a “music video” stop being a music video and instead just become filmed footage of someone taking up space? Heidi’s really challenging our preconceptions with this sucker:











