- Donald Trump and Khloe Kardashian have taken their Celebrity Apprentice feud to the net. You know, there’s really only one way to settle this… Jello wrasslin.
- And in a dramatic attempt to separate his mall cop movie from that other, more family friendly mall cop movie, Seth Rogen apparently date rapes Anna Faris in Observe and Report.
- Gay porn star Jack Wrangler passed away at 62. And somewhere in heaven, Montgomery Clift just got a while lot happier.
- Finally, Micheal Phelps was spotted going “Full Retard” at NYC nightclub Marquee: “Michael was definitely having a good time,” an eyewitness tells us. “He was drinking straight from a bottle of Grey Goose, and when the deejay started playing M.I.A.’s ‘Paper Planes,’ he got up, started dancing like a loon and kept on yelling, ‘Shots!’” Yes… he’s that guy.
- Sidenote: Why does the set of Jerry Springer look like a streetcorner on Mars in Total Recall? Is it some sort of mutant theme?
