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9 April
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Kanye West Mystery Solved: He’s a Gay Fish

If in the coming days you hear the news that South Park creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker are found dead with hypercolor slash wounds all over their body, allow us to finger the suspect: Kanye West. That’s because on last night’s South Park, Kanye was depicted as a gay fish. A fish who is gay who sings underwater and makes love to other fish of the same sex. Kanye West. It’s perfect. Kanye West likes fish sdicks.

Check out Gay Fish’s next hit single featuring a vocoder and man-on-man fish loving, “I’m a Gay Fish”… no lie, the beat’s pretty hot. And Kanye is so adorable when he’s computer animated!

(I’ve listened to it 6 times.)

Commence all caps angry blog posting… NOW. (I AM NOT A GAY FISH!!!! THAT AIN’T ME!!1!)

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