- It has not been a good weekend to the O’Neal-Fawcett family. First, actress Farrah Fawcett was hospitalized following her 3 year battle with cancer.
- And if that wasn’t enough, her son Redmond O’Neal was arrested trying to smuggle drugs into county jail. Then again, if the cops were to ever give someone a pass, shouldn’t it be when a guy’s mother is in the hospital?
- Snapshots were taken of Samantha Ronson getting the locks to her house changed, supposedly to keep Lindsay Lohan out. Meanwhile, across town, Lindsay was spotted buying a packet of hairpins, a stethoscope, a crowbar, paper clips, 2 small hand grenades, a glass hammer and a blowtorch at Fred Segal.
- Giselle Bundchen and Tom Brady got married again. Coincidentally, I just took 6 naps in a row because I don’t care.
- And in another “Case of the Mondays” depressing news story, celebrity choreographer and salsa dancer Alex Da Silva was arrested for allegedly sexually assaulting four of his students. Then again, when four people come forward, does one even need to use the word allegedly? (phone rings. MTV legal.) Mmyello? Yes? I see. Got it. (hangs up.) Yup, allegedly.
