- Woody Allen has won his lawsuit against slutty t-shirt factory American Apparel, as a judge has deemed the ads using his likeness “sleazy.” The American Apparel people responded “hello, that’s why we used him in the first place.”
- Transgender Matrix Director Larry Wachowski was spotted at LAX dressed as “Lana”. And by the looks of it, Lana enjoys the finer things in life, specifically flannel and hair pommade. But really, she’s so wealthy — why not class it up?? Ermine stole, diamond cocktail rings, the world is your oyster Lana.
- And in a related story, Mary-Kate Olsen was seen as her alter-ego, homeless Ozzy Osbourne.
- This photo series proves that Megan Fox actually was sawed in half some years ago while working as a magician’s assistant.
- Sign of the Apocalypse #20129: Universal Studios is remaking Drop Dead Fred starring Russell Brand. Which means that Little Monsters remake can’t be too far off. Buff those horns, Howie!
