Say what you will about The Real Housewives of New York: Bethenny’s funny and skinny; Ramona might be a lithium addict; the Countess Luanne sh*ts diamonds; and Jill loves fabric (even though her house is a Liberace nightmare). But for all of their faults, perhaps no Housewife is more hated, more reviled, than Kelly Kiloren Bensimon, former model and current divorcee, who picked a fight with Bethenny, one of the only redeeming people on the entire series.

The good news? Looks like her own siliconbags are looking to fly the coop:

As Ben at B-Side Blog put it: “This picture really brings new meaning to Kelly’s signature put-down ‘I’m up here, and you’re down here.’ (I could not improve upon perfection in this case.)

Ahead, Kelly proves that the Devil was born nipple-free:

It’s like Gabrielle Reese and that other guy are Magneto and, her breasts, solid iron. Unless all that tanning just turned them into two giant tumors, in which case, our “B”.