- The father of Slumdog Millionaire actress Rubina Ali is putting her up for sale for $300,000. First off, that’s despicable, and second, anyone wanna go halfsies?
- Madonna suffered minor bruises after being thrown from a horse in The Hamptons this weekend. In response, the horse suffered major having its legs torn off.
- 17 Again led the weekend box office with $24 million, while Crank: High Voltage made only $6.5 million and finished 6th. I’m glad that some people still refuse compromise their art to appeal to the masses (go Stath!)
- Lindsay Lohan is reportedly back to guys, and specifically Leonardo DiCaprio. That’s like being a vegetarian for two years then suddenly trying to eat an entire pork-filled cow.
- Also, Ellen Pompeo is pregnant. Also, I saw her outside a Starbucks when I was in L.A. a few months ago. Also I impregnated her.
