“Listen, why don’t you come back with me to my place… I’ve got some Moet, a hot tub… bathing suit? You. You really think you need a bathing suit? I mean. I guess we could stop at… Target or something on the way? You’re hungry? No problem! I’ve got like (whispered seductively) a dozen pounds of raw beef in my walk-in freezer. Cool? Alright, let’s get outta here.”