The website CHUD posted a brief interview with Dan Aykroyd talking about the long-rumored next Ghostbusters installment, and after reading the following paragraph, my brain is hurting about 10% more than it already this morning:

“…but there’ll be a whole new generation [of Ghostbusters] that has to be trained. And that whole new generation will be led by an individual that you’ll all love when you hear who it is, but I’m not going to tell you now. There will be lots of cadets, boys and girls, who’ll be learning how to use the cyclotron, the accelerators, and the new stuff. The nuon splitter, the inter-planary interceptor, all these great tools they’re going to have to flip from dimension to dimension.

My reactions to this paragraph, in chronological order:

1 Second After Reading: Yaaaaaaay Ghostbustersssssss!!!!!

10 Seconds After Reading: Dan Aykroyd sounds excited! That’s probably good.

30 Seconds After Reading: I wonder who the “individual we’ll love when we hear who it is” is?

31 Seconds After Reading: Seth Rogen.

60 Seconds After Reading: Wait a minute, none of that paragraph makes any sense.

90 Seconds After Reading: Just read it again and it still makes no sense. Boys and girls learning to use the cyclotron? What the f*ck movie series is he talking about?

120 Seconds After Reading: If someone described this plot to me and it wasn’t a Ghostbusters movie, I’d immediately think it was the dumbest piece of crap I’d ever heard.

180 Seconds After Reading: Will this involve the Kid Blues Brother from Blues Brothers 2000?

200 Seconds After Reading: Please, Lord, let this movie not be terrible.