- Dennis Rodman’s wife, Michelle Moyer, is scheduled to appear on Dr. Phil in order to discuss Dennis’ alcohol problem. Which leads the world to ask… Dennis Rodman has a wife?
- Goodbye Steve Wozniak. We hardly knew ye’s dancefloor talents.
- Star Jones tells Oprah that she “still views herself as a 300-pound woman.” She then ripped her own arm off and began nibbling on it, because she is a ravenous zombie.
- Congratulations are in order for Taye Diggs and Idina Menzel, who have announced that they are expecting their first Benetton model.
- The Postal Service will be unveiling a line of Simpsons related stamps in 2009. Because nothing says “Sorry we broke this” like 42 cents worth of D’oh. (Please also make sure to check out my new favorite website, How Much Is a Stamp?)
- American Idol winner David Cook has cancelled a series of shows due to “Family Matters.” Listen, I love Reginald VelJohnson as much as the next small black neighbor child, but enough is enough David.
