Vanilla Ice today issued an official online apology for, well, ‘everything,’ and while the video is clearly an intentional joke, Mr. Van Winkle comes off sounding alarmingly more genuine than both Michael Phelps and Alex Rodriguez did in their recent sorry speeches.

Personally, I don’t see any reason for amusing early-90s cultural anomalies to feel any shame for existing — I mean, the movie Encino Man exists and will continue to exist for all of time, and what’s the harm in that?

(via Gorillamask)