Blogger Lea Delaveris over at The Columbus Dispatch called our attention to a recent fashion show for Agatha Ruiz De La Prada Fall/Winter 2009/2010 in Milan Italy. While Lea wishes she could time travel back to 19MeshachTaylor7 to sport these unusual looks, we (with the exception of one outfit, noted) are gonna go out on a limb and claim them to be some of the stupidest, godawful, breakfast-themed outfits you will ever see. The real question here is: How does this woman make a living? Bruno appearances alone?
Here are the 25 Stupidest Outfits You Will Ever See:
25. The “Picnic Breakfast with Carb Hat”
24. The “I See What You Did There”
23. The “Dastardly”
22. The “Vag Tracy”
21. The “Lips Were Made For Talking?”
20. The “Exotic Asian Fruit”
19. The “Apocalypse”
18. The “Going To Meet His Parents”
17. The “Ruining Everything During Dessert After 4 Glasses of Wine”
16. The “Keytar” (Ed. Note: I would wear the sh*t out of this dress.)
15. The “I’m Not Really Sure Why The Caged Bird Sings Actually”
14. The “Happy Nippletines Day”
13. The “Lock Me Up and Throw Away The Key. Seriously. I’m Going To Kill A Baby And Wear It’s Blood Shirt”
12. The “How Drollllllllll”
11. The “Princess Diana Memorial”
10. The “Funky Polio”
9. The “See N Say”
8. The “Actual Designer, Who Has Egged Herself”
7. The “Blind The Model So She Has No Idea”
6. The “Bed, Bath and Way, Waaaaaay Beyond”
5. The “Giant Quarter Trick”
4. The “See You In My Nightmares”
3. The “Everyone Hates You On The Train”
2. The “Hair Arms”
1. The “It at a Gay Parade”
(with thanks to the help of Intern Erin!)
