Clay Aiken appeared at the 20th Annual GLAAD Media Awards this weekend. And, is it just me, or did someone smash his face open with a hammer and then put it back together in Thailand. Check out this side-by-side comparison of Old Clay vs New Clay:

Seriously, for a second we thought we were looking at a promotional poster for our favorite movie of all time…

Peter Bogdanovich’s Mask. Here is Rocky Dennis handing Clay Aiken an award for being Maskier Than The Mask:

And then I was like “Wait, is Tom Brady gay?”

And then I was like…

UPDATE: Is Clay Aiken Julianne Moore? I will be thinking of other comparisons for the rest of the day.