“Videos of cats puking?” you say? “How many of those could possibly exist?” Allow us to answer on behalf of the entire internet by saying “Thousands.” That’s right. Literally dozens of brilliant film auteurs had the luck of being in the right place at the right time… the right place being “in front of their cat”, the right time being “when that cat is throwing up.” Here are the 11 Best Cat Puking Videos on the Internet:

11. The Classic. This is your typical cat vom scenare: Adorable cat gets a case of the ol’ stomach convulsions, and in a mere 20 seconds, delivers the world a small mouthful of feline puke, only to go on about his day.

10. The NSFW. We’re not sure what this chubby orange tabby’s owner was expecting to happen… but it’s safe to say the results are a bit of a let down. Was this recorded in a Cat Frat House? Yes.

9. The Dramatic. This little guy is like the Benjamin Button of cat pukers, in that you have to wait an exorbitantly long time (approx. 26 seconds) for any sort of action.

8. The Ass-Dragger. Nice technique.

7. The Slow Mo. If you close your eyes, it almost sounds like diving into a pool. Of C.V. (cat vom).

6. The Self-Aware. Note this feline’s on pointe post-vom reaction.

5. The NSFL. If this list is any indication, we’ve seen our fair share of cat throw-up clips. Out of this entire list, though, this is the one that we could not bring ourselves to watch again…

4. The Tease. This cat never actually voms, however you wouldn’t know it judging by his reaction to these common household human foods.

3. The Grande. Here is a lion throwing up at the zoo.

2. The Crazy Eyes. Self-explan.

1. The Viral Vom. One could argue this was the cat puking video that started it all. It’s kittens, it’s vomit, it’s over 7 million views, and it is just so damn adorable.