Most of you would probably hate a guy whose name is McG. You are right: He’s probably terrible. Yet you can’t deny that the guy can make a great movie (or, in this case, trailer). Here is the first full trailer released for Terminator Salvation, starring a Christian Bale as John Connor. The year is 2018, and the apocalypse has ravaged the world of everything except for Bale’s goatee. While the recent Bale outburst may have given this movie a bad wrap, this trailer pretty much ensures that movie lines will be forming days in advance to catch the first screening on May 21.

Fake Spoiler alert: As with almost every other Terminator, it’s pretty much a guarantee the robots learn how to feel at some point, and emit robot tears or “lube”. And for the ladies, note hot half-man/half-robot towards the end… Beep beep’m beep beep yeah (or however robots hit on each other).

Oh, McG, you frosted-tipped, Charlie’s Angels directing bastard: YOU HAVE DONE IT AGAIN. (Via Videogum)