Movie premieres are characteristically chock-full of random celebrities with no discernible ties to the film, but about the last person I was expecting to see at the Watchmen premiere in L.A. was Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger:

I’m very much in the Roethlisberger Fanclub, but seeing his well-meaning oafishness in any context outside of football always immediately cracks me up, especially when he’s standing with his head directly in front of this phrase:

Along his arm was actress Missy Peregrym, who, judging by her size in relation to Ben, might actually just be his really hot conjoined twin who died at birth:

Ben then displayed his Super Bowl ring, remembering to thank Jesus for ending the Warner Bros / Fox stalemate over the Watchmen rights:

And just to ensure that Roethlisberger wasn’t the most random celebrity at the event, Lorenzo Lamas showed up: