You could also consider retitling this post “Playing with Fire”, as I know I’m opening a can of sexy worms here…

So I’m turning to you, America, to help out with this question. See… I like American Idol’s Adam Lambert. Blingeed or not, Lambert is what happens when Pete Wentz impregnates a magical satyr… he is at once whimsical and be-eyelined. The guy is a ridiculous performer — you get what you pay for, if what you pay for is a one-man sex show in Thailand (yes, that is what I paid for.)

But here is the real thing that will keep us up at night: Is Adam Lambert Hot or Not? For the most part, the face-glitter-black-nail-polish-MAC-liner-leather-jacket thing is, how do you say?, a real turn-off. And yet, in these candid photos taken of Lambert waking up from a nap… we gotta say…

Adam Lambert is kinda hot.

More evidence ahead.

OK, you’re right… he probably smells like baby powder…

But have you ever seen anyone happier to be alive??

No, you haven’t.

Even David Cook is confused…