I’m not sure what Yao Ming did to piss off Madame Tussauds in the past, but this new Yao wax statue looks to be… let’s say, walking distance from the heart of Unflattering City:
They really exaggerated accurately depicted every negative aspect of Yao’s physical appearance, from his disproportionate arms to his teeny face to how he apparently holds a ball like a thumbless ape, to his…well, the arm hair’s pretty dead-on.
After the jump, four more increasingly ridiculous pics of the Yao Wax Monster:
An ill-advised jumper, captured for all of time:
Littleface from Dick Tracy, anyone?
Acrobats are another thing that is Chinese!
The festivities are ultimately cut short when some of the Cloverfield parasites fall off the monster and run amok through the crowd:
