The premiere for the well-received I Love You, Man was held in New York City last night… and it was a regular C*cktoberfest (sausage factory and all). You’d be amazed at how many of the men who attended you actually, deeply love. In fact, let’s count them off one by one:
We’ll start with an easy one. #1: Jason Bateman, sporting very scratchy looking facial hair…
Yes… Paul Rudd is ahead so relax.
#2: Professor Samberg is angry you’re late:
Let’s spice things up a little with a man we used to love as a little girl when we didn’t even know what love meant, #3 Harold Ramis:
And #4, his son, Christopher Mintz:
Here’s another dynamic father/son duo — two that are actually related! — #5, a mature looking Ben Stiller:
And his dad, the always lovable Jerry Stiller at #6:
And because nothing more needs to be said… #7 Jack Black:
Here is the movie’s star, Jason Segal. While we don’t personally love him, those HIMYM fans out there will find me afterwork and slit my throat if he’s not included. So here is your #8 girls:
I make no boned about my adoration of #9 JK Simmons:
Rudy just happened to be on TV today, and before I present this next man we love, let me just say that I timed it this time… and I cry approximately every 4 minutes throughout the film. Here is #10 Jon Favreau:
OK, we’ve been f**kin’ around with some randoms, I know. But we’re trying to pepper this list with various kinds of love — from plattonnies to deep, uncomfortable lust. Make up your own mind with this next actor… #11… Jon Hamm:
Check out #12, Asian gynecologist actor Ken Jeong:
You might not recognize #13 on this list, actor Kevin Zegers. He looks KIND of familiar, but the bells, they’re not a jangling, right? Well, we have two words for you: AIR BUD:
Still looking good is #14 Lou Ferrigno, sporting our favorite look on any man… the velvet blazer:
You were probably wondering where this bastard was this whole time. Well, girls, I’m a cruel woman… but a just one. Here is #15, Paul Rudd:
Our favorite Gaysian who is also on Entourage has to be included… #16 Rex Lee:
STATE REUNIES: THOMAS LENNON! #17!
#18! Joe Lo Truglio!
We’ve saved our two most favorite people for last. #19… ladies and gentleman… still alive… Tommy Davidson:
And because nothing else needs to be said.
#20.
