The Amazing Race Season 14 is willing to do ANYTHING for ratings. Throw people from the top of a dam on the first episode, make the contestants do gymnastics in a figure fattering leotard, roll gigantic, death wheels of cheese down a lubricated hill. As a result, this might be the show’s most watchable season ever. (Mike White and his adorable Dad are certainly making for good TV, and how much do you love the flamboyant deaf kid? He’s our favorite silent queen since Norma Desmond.)

But last night, producers readjusted their angel wings and buffed their heaven’s bugles to a mighty shine, as they delivered American a golden goose egg of unthinkable dream fodder: We finally got to see hot host Phil Keoghan IN HIS UNDERWEAR. (Ed. Note: Yes, I am a creep.)

Here are some screencaps, along with what we heard Phil saying as the scene played out:

You’d never see that eunuch Probst do this shit.

And if those photos aren’t good enough, enjoy this GIF created by a user on gossip blog ONTD:

Watch the full episode here.