- GOOD COMIC BOOK NEWS: Mickey Rourke has signed on to star as a villain in Iron Man 2. Hopefully his heart condition won’t prevent him from throwing a Ramjet at Tony Stark. (Film Drunk)
- INDIFFERENT COMIC BOOK NEWS: The Avengers movie has been postponed for at least another year so that more upcoming actors have time to get famous and so they can be added to the ensemble cast. (EW.com)
- IT TOOK TWO: Chris Brown and Rihanna recorded a duet together, which officially now counts as the second-creepiest duet ever recorded after “Baby It’s Cold Outside”. (MTV)
- McCRACKPIPE: Interesting headline – “County, McDonald’s reach deal on halting illicit drug activity”. I was awfully suspicious of that new “$12,000 in Cash, Small Bills Preferred” Menu. (Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
- EXCLUSIVE: This article, “EXCLUSIVE: EXCLUSIVE: Fergie Becomes a Brunette!” must be pretty damn exclusive. (Us Weekly)
- MICHELLE WANTED ME TO TELL YOU: The Blingee Wrapup will be posted tomorrow. (“Celebration” by Kool and the Gang)
