- Miley Cyrus has been nominated for three Kids Choice Awards, including “Best Female Singer,” “Favorite TV Actress,” and “Most F*ckable Shoulder.”
- The tapes from the ‘Miracle on the Hudson’ emergency landing have been released. We’ll see how heroic everyone thinks ‘Sully’ is after we hear him yell “I just crapped in mah pants!” fifteen times.
- The American Idol “Bikini Girl” has received an offer to appear nude in Playboy. At this point, that’s probably likely to lead to a successful career than winning Idol.
- A list of fantasy casting for the new Slap Shot remake. Teenaged Joshua Jackson, anyone?
- Critics are severely ripping on Will Ferrell’s new Broadway show You’re Welcome, America: A Final Night With George W. Bush. At this point, shouldn’t critics be worshiping any Broadway show that still manages to exist?
- Sex and the City 2 is officially a go for like the fifth time. How’d they get Cynthia Nixon to put all her other projects on hold?
