- A-RACK O-MAMA (shoot me): A Houston woman with a 38KKK bust has broken the record for the world’s largest breasts. Not because of the size of her boobs… she literally broke the record by smashing it in between her hard silicon chestballs. Guiness is pissed. On the bright side, she’s highly flammable. (NBC NY)
- SCAT FIGHT: Etta James has some words for inauguration song-stealer Beyonce… and you probably won’t play them at your wedding. (DListed)
- TOP GUNS: If this photo of shirtless Tom Cruise is any indication, his large intestines also shrink when exposed to cold water. (TMZ)
- HEY, IT’S HOW HARRISON FORD GOT HIS START: Perhaps the reason people are losing their jobs is because cats can do it for cuter. (I Can Has Cheezburger)
- INTERVIEW: Fans of Andrew WK (that means all of you), check out this interview with the man, the legend, the secretly tender man. We hope his neck gash is OK. (Uncensored Interview)
