Don’t forget to check out the Best Week Ever with Paul F. Tompkins Oscar Special tonight on VH1 at the special time of 10:00 ET. It’s Slumdog Millionaire approved! SPOILER ALERT: Tool Academy sweeps.
Meanwhile, over on The Net…
- We asked, you delivered: A mind-boggling list of the 100 Most Realistic Fake Album Covers from the internet meme that’s sweeping the nation (and resulting in like 10,000 random Facebook pictures being tagged with me)
- The Top Chef Finale made a lot of people very, very angry. Good thing I didn’t make a crack about Busy Phillips in my recap.
- These Star Trek: The Next Generation mashups are the funniest thing you will see on the internet this week. Unless you’re not already desensitized to Sharon Stone’s nipples.
- We put on our thinking caps to come up with 8 Titles For The Upcoming Octomom Porn. We won’t tell you where we put the thinking caps, just that they were on.
- For Your Consideration: The 2009 Oscars. More photos than you can shake a stick at before security tells you “alright, Mr. Rourke, please put the stick away and move along.”
- Michelle’s cast for the Total Recall remake will be funny until it comes 90% true.
- And finally, Hayden Christensen and Rachel Bilson got engaged, and George Lucas also did the honorable thing by digitally inserting Hayden into The O.C. to preserve continuity.
