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Adrien Brody
Adrien Brody
ARE YOU THERE, GOD? IT’S ME, WINSLET.
Kate Winslet
Kate Winslet
SPICIEST SKIN
Valentino
Valentino
CROTCH HIGH-5-IEST
Jake Gyllenhaal and Penelope Cruz
Jake Gyllenhaal and Penelope Cruz
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE MAKE A CHOCOLATE CAKE VERSION OF THIS PICTURE SO I CAN FINALLY JUST EAT HIS ADORABLE FACE?
John Legend
John Legend
Many more photos from the 2009 Academy Awards ahead…
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Slumdog Kids
Slumdog Kids
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Speaks for ‘tself
Speaks for ‘tself
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Dennis Hopper
Dennis Hopper
YOU’RE SO VAIN
Mick Jagger
Mick Jagger
HEY DUDE!
Christine Taylor
Christine Taylor
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Mr. Winslet
Mr. Winslet
TILDA SWINTONIEST
Tilda Swinton
Tilda Swinton
DESPERATE TO BE CAST IN SLUMDOG 2: DO I LOOK LIKE A F**KING MASAKHARA TO YOU?
Joe Pesci
Joe Pesci
ARM VS. BOOB
Gwen Stefani and Madonna
Gwen Stefani and Madonna
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Random Indian Attendee
Random Indian Attendee
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Mickey, Brad and Ange
Mickey, Brad and Ange
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Ben Stiller
Ben Stiller
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Will Smith
Will Smith
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Natalie Portman
Natalie Portman
WORST CHOICE OF LOOMING IMAGE
Heath Ledger’s Joker
Heath Ledger’s Joker
FRISKIEST
Josh Brolin
Josh Brolin
WELL THAT WAS FAST
Josh Brolin
Josh Brolin
LATEST ADDITION TO OUR GROWING SILVER FOX LIST
Dermot Mulroney
Dermot Mulroney
MY DREAM TRAILER PORCH
Featuring Hugh Jackman
Featuring Hugh Jackman
SERIOUSLY, YOU GUYS, SHE IS OVERRRR ITTTTTT
Jennifer Aniston
Jennifer Aniston
SERIOUSLY.
Jennifer Aniston
Jennifer Aniston
DEAR GOD, SHE’S BACK
Diablo Cody
Diablo Cody
BEST MILEY CYRUS IMPRESSION
This Lady
This Lady
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The Girl From Ladybugs
The Girl From Ladybugs
PROOF THAT WORLD IS ONE STEP CLOSER TO APATOW DIRECTED EPISODE OF MAD MEN
Judd Apatow, Leslie Mann, Jon Hamm & Jennifer Westfeldt
Judd Apatow, Leslie Mann, Jon Hamm & Jennifer Westfeldt
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Hugh Jackman
Hugh Jackman
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Anil Kapoor
Anil Kapoor
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Mickey Rourke
Mickey Rourke
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Elle Macpherson
Elle Macpherson
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Joan Collins and George Hamilton
Joan Collins and George Hamilton
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Person on the Receiving End of This Look
Person on the Receiving End of This Look
HOTTEST TODDLER
Chevy Chase and Guest
Chevy Chase and Guest
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Penelope Cruz
Penelope Cruz
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Justin Long and Ginnifer Goodwin
Justin Long and Ginnifer Goodwin
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Brian Grazer
Brian Grazer
WHAT DID WE DO TO DESERVE THIS?
Hugh Jackman with a Baby Body
Hugh Jackman with a Baby Body
LEAST OBVIOUS PRAYER TO GOD FOR MORE WORK
Cuba Gooding Jr.
Cuba Gooding Jr.
AT LEAST SHE MADE IT WORK? NO?
Heidi Klum
Heidi Klum
OCTOMOMIEST
Rachel Griffiths
Rachel Griffiths
WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF ALBINO ERNIE AND BERT HAD A BABY?
Demon Spawn
Demon Spawn
HOTTEST GGILF
Sophia Loren
Sophia Loren
EVEN OUR BEST PICTURES ARE BEING OUTSOURCED
Slumdog Cast
Slumdog Cast
YOU MEAN OL’ HANDSY JEFFERSON, DOWN BY THE LAKE?
Sean Penn
Sean Penn
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Robert Pattinson’s Guest
Robert Pattinson’s Guest
SARI I’M LATE!
Seriously, I’m sorry.
Seriously, I’m sorry.
IS IT POSSIBLE TO BE IMPREGNATED BY A GLANCE AND A SMILE?
Please God Yes, Robert Downey Jr.
Please God Yes, Robert Downey Jr.
HAPPY SPANXGIVING
Queen Latifah
Queen Latifah
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Robert DeNiro
Robert DeNiro
PLEASE BE IN OUR LIVES EVERY DAY
Philippe Petit
Philippe Petit
