Tune in to VH1 tonight at 11 for an all-new Best Week Ever with Paul F. Tompkins! This week’s special monster-themed episode features creatures big and small, from The Octomom to the Lost Smoke Monster to Idol’s Tatiana to Joaquin Phoenix (SHUDDER). Can you think of a better way to get ready for Valentine’s Day? Answer: You cannot.
Meanwhile, the week on the ‘net:
- From the crystal meth producers who brought you “Saddest Male Models,” it’s “The Saddest Male Models In The World PART II: The Saddening“.
- Get your touching pianos and special guest stars and special guest star pianos ready for our list of Television’s 10 Most Special “Special Episodes” (with video ev.)
- In TV land, Lost turned Tarantino-ey this week, while Fabio continued single-handedly making Top Chef watchable.
- Dare I say, this week’s Raven-Symone Blingee Challenge was easily the best one to date, as well as the most Raven.
- Several game shows broke some records this week: Price is Right brought us the most intense 30 seconds of our lives, while Family Feud compiled the filthiest survey in game show history.
- Michelle goes berserk on the Westminster Dog Show with an unprecedented 900-photo For Your Consideration post.
- I couldn’t help myself — I defended Michael Phelps. Now let’s please all stop caring about this story.
- Even in your horniest depths of adolescence, was the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue ever a big deal? Talk amongst yourselves. But the answer is ‘nah.’
- “Mirey Eyerus” continues stealing Krusty the Clown’s act, and comes through with an unintentionally awkward follow-up photo.
- And finally, we were extremely disappointed to learn that Olde timey porn is waaay less entertaining than olde timey everything else.
