Tights under shorts: A trend culled from the deepest recesses of the devil’s ane. And yet, go to any posh New York eatery on a Sunday, and you will find no less than 5 women sporting this early 90’s look, which, as the above photo proves, looks retartar even on Lanky Jefferson, seen above. Because when an item of clothing gives Gwyneth Paltrow a fupa, you know it’s a trend that needs to die.