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FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION: The 2009 Westminster Dog Show
SMALLEST DOG ANUS
“SO THEN MARLENE SAYS TO ME ‘DONNA, YA KIDS HAVE QUITE A MOUTH ON THEM.” AND I’M THINKING, “IS IT REALLY YOUR BUSINESS TO TELL ME HOW TO RAISE MY KIDS?” BUT OF COURSE I DON’T SAY ANYTHING CAUSE I DON’T WANNA CAUSE TROUBLE… YOU KNOW, SHE RUNS CARPOOLS ON THURSDAYS SO I’M ON THIN ICE WITH THAT ONE. BUT CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? THE NERVE-UH HER! HER KIDS ARE ANIMALS! SO ANYWAY, HOW’S TOM?”
PROOF THAT IT’S POSSIBLE TO DIE FROM CUTENESS
THIS WOULD PROBABLY MAKE A BEAUTIFUL PAINTING…
KIBBLIEST
BEST COLD MOUNTAIN REENACTMENT
DOG MOST LIKELY TO MAKE LITTLE CARTOONY “TINK TINK TINK” SOUNDS WHEN WALKING
WARMEST PILLUH
LEAST LIKELY TO SURVIVE
NEVER LAUGHS AT YOUR JOKES ANYMORE
MOST LIKELY TO BE TAKEN AWAY BY CALGON
BEST SYMPATHY CARD MODEL
MOST LIKELY TO BE THE CONJOINED TWIN MYSLEXIA SPOKEDOG
PROBABLE HAPPY ENDING
THEY’VE GONE PLAID
HOW THEY WILL SPEND VALENTINE’S DAY
DOG THAT I WANT TO FRY UP AND EAT
MOST LIKELY TO MISS KANSAS
CAPTAIN LOU ALBANOIEST
MOST MISERABLE
CRUELEST PHOTOGRAPHER
MOST ANIME-TED
THIS DOG IS CLEANER THAN YOU
BEST VIEW HOST
WE WONDER WHAT THIS PHOTO LOOKED LIKE…
I SEE
HE KNOWS WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER
ME ON A SUNDAY MORNING
BIGGEST POSER
BEST TURNER & HOOCH 2 PROMO POSTER
WHO DOESN’T LOVE WOMEN’S GOLF?
HIGHLY FLAMMABLE-IEST
WHY DOES STUMP, THIS YEAR’S WINNER, HAVE THE MOST RETARTAR FACE OF ANY SHOWDOG EVER?
SMALLEST DOG HIPS
THEN THERE’S THIS GUY
LEGS THAT I WANT TO LOP OFF, PUT IN A GEORGE FORMAN GRILL, SPRINKLE WITH SOME BUFFY SAUCE AND GO TO TOWN ON
YOU DON’T BICHON FRISE!
MOST RELIANT ON THEIR SEEING EYE PEOPLE
GIVE A DOG A CLONIEST
AND TO PROVE OUR POINT
