I hate how when you try to watch the original Karate Kid movie nowadays, you can’t because the footage is all grainy and black & white and you don’t understand any of the expressions from the era (when Daniel-San keeps being like “This malted sure is swell, Eisenhower!”) and you’re always like, I just wish they’d come out with a new version of this ancient, indecipherable artifact and also make the main character ten years younger so the title’s more literal.
Join me in welcoming the trailer for the new Jaden Smith Karate Kid remake with a highly unsarcastic FIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNALLLLY:
