- Avatar grossed $73 million domestically in its opening weekend, which fell short of the industry projections, but which also isn’t bad considering the entire northeast looked like the movie Hard Rain if it was a movie about snow instead of rain.
- Kevin Jonas married his longtime girlfriend Danielle Deleasa over the weekend, and finally fulfilled his brothers’ long-standing dare to bang her through his promise ring.
- U2 bassist Adam Clayton is taking legal action against his personal assistant who he claims stole over £1.6 million from his accounts. Gee, I wonder who’s gonna win the “Best Legal Action Against Embezzlement” Grammy this year.
- Tiger Woods was named the PGA’s “Player of the Year” on Friday, but I can’t think of any jokes about Tiger Woods being named “Player of the Year”.
- And finally, Suri Cruise was voted “Most Stylish Celebrity Child” by whatever awful people vote on that.
