- Twitter says their records were briefly compromised when an “Iranian Cyber Army” hacked into their site. There’s just no telling how much damage that country could do to the U.S. now that they know about Gangs Of New Pork #Pigmoviemashups
- Hoooooly crap the headline Friends, Colleagues Honor Charlie Gibson and ‘His Remarkable Career’ scared me. As long as it’s 2009, headlines, you have to be sure to include “BUT DON’T WORRY HE’S NOT DEAD” in anything remotely memorial-sounding.
- Elin Nordegren is reportedly consulting with a high-powered divorce attorney. I’m guessing it’s because she plans to divorce Tiger Woods.
- Reports have yet to show clear evidence that Tiger Woods’ products have begun to sell less following his scandal. I, for one, do not want a Wii Golf Game if one of the digitized avatars you can select is based on an individual whose marriage is on the rocks (this is actually my only consideration when purchasing any video game).
- American Idol co-creator / dude whose name you always see at the end of the credits Simon Fuller is developing a new web series called “If I Can Dream”. In the show, contestants will “dream” about singing professionally and perform in front of three “dreamkeeper” judges to try to earn a trip to “Dreamywood” (Hollywood said differently).
