When people aren’t getting shot downstairs from BWE.tv Headquarters, they’re ~changing the world~. Sorry, did we say ~changing~? WE MEANT WASTING EVERYONE’S TIME.
That’s because it’s our First Official Jersey Shore Protest! Fellow VH1 blogger Rich Juzwiak was first on the scene at the protest, which featured a handful of unemployed residents of New Jersey waving around signs ranging from “Snookie is the Dark Lord” (how dare they?) to the more confusing “If All Jersey Girls are Sluts… Then the USA is Not in Debt.” It’s that exact kind of twisted logic that keeps us coming back to Jersey for more!
More ahead!
Head over to Rich’s site Fourfour for even more photos of the country’s most priority-jumbled New Jersians. Anyone who has time to protest something as pure as Jersey Shore doesn’t even deserve to call themselves a resident of the country’s most shamed states.
