We wouldn’t be a comprehensive pop culture blog if we didn’t bring you this clip that’s been making the internet rounds today. It features everyone’s favorite real life Freaky Friday star Miley Cyrus encouraging her younger (we think) sister Noah Cyrus to sing the Akon song “Smack That,” replete with arm thrusts and, yes, actual child ass smacking. On the one hand, it’s disturbing to see a little billionaire dressed like the mother in Grey Gardens singing such a sexually suggestive song. On the other hand, she’s just being Noah y’all. Thankfully, there is no simulated oral/same-sex m-ing o, so the Disney machine can keep on truckin.
Good to know that Miley, who claims to have never heard a Jay-Z song despite what her hit “Party in the USA” might have you believe,
For comparison’s sake, we’ve posted the original NSFW song ahead replete with these lyrics:
Smack that, all on the floor
Smack that, give me some more
Smack that, till you get sore
Smack that, oooh
