Snookie: The Blanket with Skeeves!

Co-worker Audrey Leczinsky has forwarded me what will likely overtake tiny plush hamsters as Richard Gere’s* America’s #1 Most Requested Christmas Accessory:

It’s Snookie: The Blanket that Shkeeves!

More like Jersey Snore, amirite? Because you would fall asleep wearing one. Also the face punch joke is a little coarse, but we’ll pretend it’s not there because we just blacked out from the bonus vodka.

(*Still current, right? Thanks.)