Alex Rodriguez and Kate Hudson are reportedly no longer dating, after A-Rod allegedly hooked up with a girl at a Miami W Hotel nightclub (Ed Note: Obviously) and telling girls throughout the night “I’m definitely single.”
Now it’s up to us to guess tomorrow’s New York Post A-Rod / Hudson breakup pun headline. I’ll throw out some terrible examples; leave your own in the comments:
A-ROD HITS SINGLE
ALMOST SCANDALOUS
BREAKUP ON THE HUDSON
A-ROD CLUBS ONE FOR A W
LE BREAKUPE
ON THIN ICE (The Yankee Stadium field is probably icy right now)
A-FRAUD. YES, STILL.
A-ROD IS LIKE A TIGER ON THE PROWL
TIGER WOODS PENIS
Worse ones? Throw ‘em in the comments.
