Miley Cyrus Meets, Shows Boobs To Queen Elizabeth

Ordinarily, I’m all in favor of cleavage-displaying dresses, am I right fellas????? MAN DO WE LIKE BOOBS!!! I’m driving over to all your houses now to high-five you then to do some KEGSTANDS, which we also love!!!!

But…Miley Cyrus is still seventeen, and she’s meeting the Queen of England, and each one of those facts might cause one to notice the pronounced cleavage in her dress of choice:

Needless to say, many a monocle dropped into a champagne glass this eve.