Us Weekly coming through with the best quote to come out of the Tiger Woods thing yet:
Woods’ email, Uchitel’s friend tells Us, details the athlete’s “disturbing dream.”
“I had a dream we were married and I was leading the tournament,” Woods reportedly wrote. “I came home, excited to see you, and there you were in the bedroom getting f–ked by Derek [Jeter] and David [Boreanaz]. Some part of me thinks you would like that.”
Nice! I was just thinking, this story was really missing a Derek Jeter / Bones Dude Eiffel Tower. Can we please misinterpret the “dream” part and just start this as an actual rumor? Pleasepleaseplease? I don’t ask for much, tabloid world, but this has to turn out to be true.
Speaking of which, the New York Post keeps rollin’ right along:
It’s like when Garfield would do a full week of theme cartoons where he and Jon were at the farm, only in this case it’s a tiger penis.
