Well, f*ck us gently with a chainsaw. Wouldn’t you know it, teen idol Christian Slater made for a delightful Anderson Cooper chaser as today’s guest host on Live! with Regis and Kelly. And goodness, is he Christian Slatier than ever! During the exciting “Trivia” segment — where they dial-up an unsuspecting viewer who can then win a beautiful vacation — Christian and Kelly were faced with an all too depressing response: No one was home.
What happened next, you ask? Exactly what you prayed for: Christian Slater kicked off his voicemail with a quote from our favorite movie of all time, Heathers. Imagine the delight (and complete lack of recognition) the listener must have had when she comes back from her morning aerobics class to hear this:
If only he had worn a Big Fun t-shirt on the show!

Click ahead to hear the original… And use the comments for a Heathers Quote Roll-Call!
Jason Dean is so ~dreamy~.











