The fine, musical people over at HalfDayToday have put together what is easily our most favoritest sexual slow jam to sex to since Colonel Abrams’ “Table For Two.” It’s The Tiger Woods Voicemail Slow Jam, and if you never thought Tiger was sexy before, a. we don’t blame you, and b. hold on to your panties, because all it’ll take is a warm fire, a bearskin rug, and this song played on repeat to become Tiger’s next conquest. We’re talking men and women here. This song has no sexual preference. It just wants to be sexual is all. “Name off your phone…”
THE WORLD RIGHT NOW:
