A lot happened on last night’s episode of Glee. Well, at least in the last half. But rather than give you a straight up recap, we’d instead like to offer up our 10 favorite GIF’s from last night’s episode, courtesy of the mysterious Glee GIF-master Fight-the-sky.
10. Rachel Is Glee‘s Max Fisher. In a literal yearbook page taken from the classic Wes Anderson movie, Rushmore, we are shown Rachel’s somewhat unsurprising penchant for extracurricular activities. Including the Rennaisance Club:
Who are big fans. And the Black Student Union:
The show really needs to get those actors involved somehow, because those expressions are worth in the hundreds of millions.
9. The Glee Kids Have Non-Sexual Matress Orgy. What happens when a bunch of sexually charged teenagers put on loose-fitting pajama pants and find themselves surrounded by mattresses?
Well, if those kids are on Glee, they break out into a super gay dance routine!
Also, if the Emmys ever (finally) begin handing out awards for “Most Satisfying GIFs,” you can be sure Mercedes will be lugging around that trophy for years to come:
8. The Piano Player Is Still Amazing. Who is this mysterious man? He brings so much to the table and asks for literally nothing in return.
7. Mr. Schue Finds Out Sh*t Just Got Real. This episode wasn’t so much about the music as it was about the ~drama. Specifically, Will Schuester rooting around in his drawers for a regular ol’ pocket square, and finding instead his wife’s fake pregnancy belly. We have to hand it to her: The excuse about using it to try on clothes was inspired — exactly the kind of thing only a maniacal bitch could concoct. Note that you can barely tell the difference between the following two Gifs:
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6. Mr. Schue looks hot when he’s angry. Look, Will’s a handsome guy, right? But let’s face it: All season, he’s been kind of a pee-blank-ess-ess-why about things. Something which can really detract from a man’s appearance. But whoo chile not toNIGHT. Check out his white hot rage here:
And his Twilighty Vampire Fangs Here (~Team Will!~):
He even brought that ish out on Sue! (Who deserved it as much as anyone.)
5. But Even Better When He Cries. Well, if you thought he looked good above, buckle the aitch up. Because nothing is a bigger turn on than a big, musical theater loving schoolteacher spilling hot blood angers of lost youth. This scene was the final nail in the “Matthew Morrison Is 2009′s Best Discovery” Coffin. (A bad analogy, but you catch your drift.)
4. Principal Figgins Is Actually The Most Amazing. Sorry, piano playing dude, but Princy Figgz stole our heart from episode 1 onwards.
3. Sue Sylvester Is More Venemous Now Than Ever Before. Find out a woman has a sister with down syndrome, and one starts to think that maybe said woman will learn to soften up. But not Sue. Though she has always been nothing short of the worst (and, as a result, best), last night her venom was poppin’ out of every stressed, taut pore. Thankfully, Quinn had her little way with her at the episode’s end, but really, are we supposed to believe that costume really fit? Please.
2. This Bitch Is Hopefully Gone. I mean, really.
1. Puck Is Still Stealing Scenes. The guy doesn’t even have to have any lines to steal whatever scene his landing strip is featured in.
Next week is the last episode of Glee FOR MANY MANY MONTHS to come! We are, as a result, depressed. On the bright side, oer-em-gee are Will and Emma gonna finally kiss? Will the Glee club win sectionals?! We imagine certain storylines will be left hanging, such as Finn finding out about the real baby daddy, and Mercedes and Kurt hooking up (JGay), but it would be fabulous if they could just toss us a single bone before the blackness of a Glee-less winter descends upon us.
Let us know your hopes for next week’s fakey season finale, and your thoughts on last night’s episode!
