Who would’ve thought the New York Post — a tabloid obsessed with sex, scandal, celebrity, gossip, sports, and wacky pun headlines — would be getting such a kick out of the Tiger Woods story?? I know the story involves sex, scandal, celebrity, gossip and sports, but as for the pun headlines, this situation presents a unique and highly difficult dilemma:
“Tiger” puns or Golf puns? So many possibilities, how’s a pun-loving tabloid to choose???
Eh, let’s just go with everything:
And still so many possibilities for the days to come…
TIGER CHEAT MAGAZINE
GROWL PLAY
ONE JOKE UNDER CAR
NOT OUT OF THE WOODS YET
TIGER SHOWS HIS STRIPS
SHEER CON
TIGER HAD SEX WITH MULTIPLE TIGRESSES
Other Tiger pun headlines? Leave ‘em in the comments.
